Wow, the song "Gimme More" by Britney Spears is so overplayed on the radio that now it's imbedded in my brain for who knows how long! Just shoot me now I tell ya! So WHY did I name this post that, right? I mean, I can't stand the girl or her music but here I am counting myself as one of the zillions of blogs that mentions Princess No Panties.
I swear it's not to talk about what a joke she is as a mother. We all know that one well enough. It's not to talk about how I honestly think she should just start running those damn paparazzi over with her car because those assholes need to leave a person the hell alone sometimes! Hell, this post isn't even about the fact that not only does the girl refuse to wear underskivies but she also obviously has no clue how to exit a car like a lady. And what the fuck is wrong with these photogs who run up just to get the money-cootchie-shot?? Ummm EWWWW!!!
Anyway- I named this thread that because after I came downstairs last night, my lovely (read as so dead) daughter goes "Hey Britney! Mom, you really do look like Britney". *snort* Yeah maybe Britney in about 10 years when she's had wayyyy too many bags of Cheetos and too much Taco Bell! I WISH I looked like her right now. Okay so maybe I wish my body looked like her's but the hell with everything else. Oh and she can keep her saggy boobies too. I could do that on my own. OY!!
Does this post seem like it's rambling? It's almost like I'm teasing you or something isn't it? *evil grin* Well let me just put it this way.... here is my old photo which you all have come to know and love.....
And here is what I look like as of right now and I mean right NOW. Tired bags and all....
Yep, if a brunette can go blonde then by golly this blonde can go brunette! My sister changes the color of her hair as often as she changes her shoes so dammit, I wanna look different too! Call this a midlife crisis if you would like but you might want to hold off until after I get my four new tattoos and possibly pierce my nose. THEN we can talk about midlife crisis.
So what do you think? I'm thinking of maybe adding some burgundy in there just for the hell of it. hehehe. Actually, even though I saturated my entire head there are a few spots I must have missed that are totally blonde so maybe I'll get some blonde highlights. Who knows with me. Like the cut?