Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Have you ever had the feeling that everyone in the known universe is out to get you? Up until today, I've been thinking that it's mostly just doctors who have it out for me. *nervous laugh* Boy have I been wrong!
Today I had a dental appointment to have molds made of my teeth and I figured that since my top right molar has been hurting me lately, I would ask the dentist if we could have it pulled soon. It just so happens that he was able to do it today so silly me thought it would just be a regular run of the mill tooth pulling. I am happy to say that the tooth came out like a normal tooth and the pain hasn't been all that bad.
No, the bad part happened about two hours ago when I felt something hard moving around in my mouth. Thinking it was part of my tooth coming out, I pulled the object out to find not a tooth but a DRILL BIT!! That's right, the dentist had failed to inform me that at some point he broke the end off of a drill bit in my mouth. Maybe it's just me but I think that's something that should be shared with a patient don't you? Even my husband was shocked and believe me, it takes A LOT to surprise that man!
So tomorrow I get the pleasure of calling the dentist's office and asking them what the hell they were thinking (or not thinking) by not letting me know that there could be a piece of metal floating around in my tooth socket. I'm so fucking sick of incompetant doctors I could honestly scream. *sigh*
I would now like to open comments to anyone else who would like to share their dental horror story for the sake of making ME feel better. Just kidding but I would like to hear your stories in hopes that it's not just me that attracts crap like this.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
After checking Statcounter today I couldn't help but post about some of the recent searches people have done thus bringing them to MY blog. Are you ready? Here we go...
6) "why does joanne have to be such a bitch?!"~ Well, maybe Joanne was just born a bitch and can't help herself. Maybe entering a program like Bitches Anonymous will help Joanne stop being such a bitch. Does Joanne think she's a bitch? Maybe YOU are the bitch. Think about it my friend...
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Today I saw this meme on a new blog I came across (thanks to her linking to me first. haha) called So Anyway... and thought it looked cool. I also felt it was an easy ass way for me to finally do a new post without actually using any brain cells.
Accent: I honestly don't have one. I moved so often before the age of 18 that I never had enough time to pick one up.
Breakfast or no breakfast: most times I'm a no breakfast gal but some mornings I'm just a hungry bitch.
Chore I don’t care for: All of them? I am an equal opportunity chore hater- I hate them all equally. *smile*
Dog or Cat: We've got three cats so I should say cat so I at least look loyal.
Essential Electronics: Computer definitely computer
Favorite Cologne: Don't have one
Gold or Silver: Both. It's all about the bling, color ain't no thang! *snort*
Handbag I carry most often: This bohemoth black leather thing
Insomnia: I gots it
Job Title: Domestic Engineer, Professional Product Reviewer, Toy Expert, anything that makes me sound more important than I really am.
Kids: Well when a man and a woman love each other... oh you mean how many do I have? Three heathens. Do you want me to finish the reproduction lesson still?
Living Arrangements: All I know is that a large hairy guy walks around my house between the hours of 8-11am and 8-10pm so I guess we have a living arrangement of sorts. He pays the bills and sometimes I show him a little leg. *wink wink*
Most Admirable Trait: I'd rather laugh than cry?
Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Getting drunk for the first time at age 11 probably wasn't a good girl thing was it?
Overnight hospital stays: Thanks to this disorder and cancer, more than I care to remember.
Phobias: heights, deep water, one of my kids dying, claustrophobia
Quote: "Your ass!"
Reason to smile: My kids
Siblings: I refuse to claim them!!! You can't make me!!
Time I wake up: Usually around 8am unless I'm sick and then it's 10am
Unusual Talent or Skill: I'd teach ya but I'd have to charge. *snicker* Okay so I really have no clue.
Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Sweet Potatoes
Worst Habit: It's a tie between biting my nails and drinking a 2ltr of soda a day.
X-rays: Yeah, see the "Hospital Stays" answer
Yummy Stuff: Cheesecake. It's the nectar of the Gods I tell you!!
Zoo Animal I Like Most: Hmmmm I'd say the hippo because she knows her ass is big and she's okay with that. She's an inspiration to us all... let your ass expand and you too can spend all day in the pool!
So who else is going to give this a try huh? If you don't you're a big ol' WUSSY! That's right, I said it...WOO-say! Oh geez, now I'm channeling Mrs. Fussypants. ahaha